Why Can't Fogies Cope With PDAs?

For any of you numb-skulls out there who don't know what a PDA is, it's Public Displays of Attraction.
i.e munching the faces off each other in public.

My opinion is that if you want all the oldies looking at you and saying 'Goodness me, the youth just have no manners these days!' then by all means, carry on!
If I see a couple having a good old game of tonsil tennis then I will probably have a quick look, pick up some tips, then swiftly move on with my day.

Then again, if it were me and my boyfriend I would probably want the world to know that I am truly, madly and deeply inlove too! Sometimes, its seems, the risk of having a battle of salivia in public is never too great.
As it says on the Impulse Body Spray advert, 'These are hard times for romance'. And they really are!
With all the hot guys turning gay (I have no problem with gays by the way) and the ugly girls going 'bisexual' because they can't get any with the boys so they widen their options and go for ladies too.

Now, bisexuals. Best of both worlds, very good idea. True bisexual are great. But all these teenage girls turning bisexual is getting on my wick. It's for attention. End of.

ladyoutspoken